Party invites

Why didn’t you invite me to your party?

I did.I guess your invitation got lost in the mail.

When someone expects you to have all the info

Do I look like I sit 8 hours a day behind a round table in a shopping mall?

No,why?

Then what makes you think I’d have the information?

When someone’s dressed like a slut

Is it halloween already?

No,why?

Then why are you dressed like a slut?

When someone is being quiet

Are we in a library?

No,why?

Why are you being all quiet?

When someone’s acting all sad

Are you still a kid?

No,why?

Then why are you acting like you still need a happy meal(mcd)?

i dont need your issues

Cancel my subscriptions.I don’t need your issues.

Beat it!

Would you like your eggs sunny side up?

Huh?No,why?

Then beat it!

When someone raises their voice

Am I deaf?

No, why?

Then why are you shouting to me?

When someone tries to sneak out

Are you Rapunzel?

No, why?

Then why are you coming out from your window?

When someone is not talking

Are you mute?

No, why?

Then why aren’t you talking?